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Monday, June 18, 2007

The Onion takes on the iPhone


The Onion has published some of the iPhone's most anticipated features.

* Nanotechnology enables it to reassemble itself when thrown against wall

* Exclusive link to Google Street View so you can watch yourself using your iPhone at all times

* Takes Polaroids

* When moved from hand to ear, makes Lightsaber sound effects* Prominent Apple logo

* Reproduces through asexual budding

* Has way, way more PRAM than the last thingy

* Comes with an iPhone hat, so people know you own an iPhone during the brief periods you’re not using it

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